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Why I Carry a Gun



My old grandpa said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'."



I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.



I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.



I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.



I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.



I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.



I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.



I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.



I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.



I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.



I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.



I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.



"Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.



Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'.



...author unknown (but obviously brilliant)





Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.



The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 feet per second.



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This is my favorite line -

"Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.



The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 feet per second."

Well put! Can I steal that line for my sig?
 

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Response Time

I am not the author of this well written piece - so if you like it use it just like I did.

:) :) :)
 
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