This might be a repost here. I just got it in my email and it is new to me.
My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every mans life
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> when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's
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> when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.
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> I don't carry a gun to kill people.
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> I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
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> I don't carry a gun to scare people.
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> I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
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> I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
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> I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
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> I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
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> I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the
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> world.
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> I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
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> I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
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> I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
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> I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating
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> myself for failing to be prepared.
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> I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
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> I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and
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> not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
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> I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
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> I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a
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> cowboy.
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> I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
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> I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the
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> ones they love.
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> I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
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> I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am
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> inadequate.
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> I don't carry a gun because I love it.
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> I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful
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> to me.
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> Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.
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> Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the
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> crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
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> Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to
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> take an ass whoopin'.
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>
> ..author unknown (but obviously brilliant)
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My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every mans life
>
> when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's
>
> when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.
>
> I don't carry a gun to kill people.
>
> I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun to scare people.
>
> I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
>
> I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
>
> I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the
>
> world.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
>
> I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
>
> I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating
>
> myself for failing to be prepared.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
>
> I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and
>
> not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
>
> I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a
>
> cowboy.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
>
> I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the
>
> ones they love.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
>
> I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am
>
> inadequate.
>
>
> I don't carry a gun because I love it.
>
> I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful
>
> to me.
>
>
> Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.
>
> Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the
>
> crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
>
>
> Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to
>
> take an ass whoopin'.
>
>
> ..author unknown (but obviously brilliant)
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