[Tennessee]

From Shelbyville, TN

"Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
By Brian Mosely

A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.
Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.

According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."

"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."

Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault. Both posted a bond of $2,500 and will appear in Bedford County General Sessions Court on July 15."

The way I understand the law, this could lead to a lifetime weapons ban. At least there were no injuries. Probably weren't Crunchy Cheetos.

 

[OrlandoDriver]

Must have been the firey cheetos cause they both got burnt.

 

[Steve48]

"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party ...

Hard to believe. I can't get within 6 feet of a bag of Cheetos without coming away with orange stained fingers.

 

[teter09]

Hard to believe. I can't get within 6 feet of a bag of Cheetos without coming away with orange stained fingers.

:rolf

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

 

[Old Guy]

..."There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party...

Probably used the Cheese Puffs. You could take out an eye with the crunchy ones (my favorites).

 

[deadeyedick]

All kidding aside, I would be looking to have the charges dropped. That'd be like getting arrested for having a pillow fight.

 

[Red Dawg]

That dang Chester Cheeta. :laughing

 

[Hodawg]

Aahhh! Good ol' Cheeto's. They make great seagull food at the beach. Really pi: censoredes of the tourists! Heehee :dancingbanana Kinda reminds me of a shooting in Alabama between two family members at a reunion over a Moon Pie!
Beers,
Ken

 

[SGB]

Cpl. Kevin Roddy need a talking to by his supervisors.

 

[SuperTrkrE2812]

According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."

To the best of my knowledge, Cheeto's are not "potato chips". And the charges are a bunch of BS.

 

[JayWalker63]

Kind of Like the Business man from Nazareth, Pennsylvania I heard rumor of.
He wanted to open a cracker factory there and they stopped him. He was told that there was no way he could market his product as "Cheez-Its from Nazareth"