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Seeing how many here, maybe most live in the sunshine state, lets try this one

You've gone to the beach with your significant other [ SO ], it's fairly crowded on a holiday weekend. You've undressed from your street clothes to your swimming trunk, laid your towels out, placed your phone, wallet, handgun and other hidden from passerby's on the beach. Your SO will stay at the towel location and watch the valuables while you take a dip, then you'll let her do the same while you watch the valuables and enjoy the beautiful day.

You're in the water up to your waist, when out of nowhere, a seemingly crazy liberal wokester about 20 is charging people with a large kitchen butchers knife. You see he's injured a few at the shore line already as he looks up and directly at you, then starts wading into the water doing a B line to you.

What do you do?
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I have repeatedly told all my family that if in extreme danger and close to water, get in the water. To me, an open body of water offers so many advantages for evade and escape. And yes, even in FL I’d take my chances with the possible gator over the higher probability of getting shot or stabbed on land if I can’t outrun the person.

I too am extremely comfortable in the water. we used to swim across the coves at Lake Mead when I was a kid, many people used to die this way out there, it’s a deadly lake, but we never gave it much thought as we swam so much. Spent my summers swimming all day in grandparents pool. I used to be able and swim a mile not that long ago, can rest and float on my back, etc.

Interesting fact: Bullets can’t penetrate past 4 feet of water, no matter the caliber, as proven by Mythbusters.
Exactly! “Please Mr. bad guy; please don’t make me jump off the bridge!” 😉

We all learned to swim at a young age, and I was snorkeling and spearfishing offshore by the time I was 13.

I actually was “informed” by a former band member’s wife that “it’s a Florida thing; all you Florida boys can swim like fish!”
I never even thought about it ‘til then; I thought that everybody did. All the guys I grew up with did…. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Exactly! “Please Mr. bad guy; please don’t make me jump off the bridge!” 😉

We all learned to swim at a young age, and I was snorkeling and spearfishing offshore by the time I was 13.

I actually was “informed” by a former band member’s wife that “it’s a Florida thing; all you Florida boys can swim like fish!”
I never even thought about it ‘til then; I thought that everybody did. All the guys I grew up with did…. 🤷🏻‍♂️
We were given swm lessons at 6 years of age. Then in the USMC, we learned not only how to swim but stay afloat for days should a ship we were on were sinking for some reason. Not only learn how to swim but swim with a full battle pack and utilities on including boots.

I don't mind swimming, I'm comfortable in the water, yet I don't have any interest in sports involving the water.
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We were given swm lessons at 6 years of age. Then in the USMC, we learned not only how to swim but stay afloat for days should a ship we were on were sinking for some reason. Not only learn how to swim but swim with a full battle pack and utilities on including boots.

I don't mind swimming, I'm comfortable in the water, yet I don't have any interest in sports involving the water.
My kids and grandkids all swim like they grew up in the water (which they did, but the grandkids are still growing).
I believe that both Trae (Richard B. the third) and Leighann learned as babies; so they’ve both been swimmers for longer than they can remember…
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I’ve saved so many kids from drowning, as a surfer, than I can count. Amazing how these dipzhit parents loose track of their kids ….. oh look a rough day, at the beach, let’s take the kids down to get their feet wet & then …. Start looking at all the pretty shells …. Hey Bobby, look what I found, Bobby, Bobby, BOBBY!!! There’s Bobby, got sucked out by a cleanup set & he’s 60 yards down rip & moving faster than you can run! Good thinkin, idiot from Iowa! You have to be very careful how you approach a drowning person, they will kill you!
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I can walk down the street to the beach and do so frequently.

However, I am not getting in the ocean waist deep; I might venture almost knee deep...
I am afraid 👶 of sharks, they bite and you get stitches, miss a hunk of flesh, or a limb😱; its not that you get killed, but are missing some muscle & tendons that you wish you still had.
Low odds of it happening but I don't care, I'm not getting the the sharks food bowl, that is fear.
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I avoid places I can't carry, that is not fear; I'll go unarmed if it is a "have to".
I'd go to Wal-Mart unarmed repeatedly before I'd get in the ocean waist deep once; I've seen people catch 5-6 ft Bullsharks while surf fishing, Nope, nope, nope.

I put getting in the ocean on par with stripping down to your underwear covering yourself in a honey salmon glaze and walking unarmed through Grizzly country at night. Nope.

I've got a PM9 on me (minimum) at the beach, in my cargo shorts.
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Had to work one morning, go pull our long line that we set the night before, specifically for sharks. We had a cold front come through that night, I knew the waves are going to be good so I was bumbed about working. We get outside the jetty and there’s all my buddies surfing & they’re all laughing at me, Hooten, and hollering. Our anchor end was about 50 yards outside the point break and our first hook was about 15 yards from the anchor. I pull the anchor buoy get the anchor in, unclip the first line from the main line start pulling on it and feel a pretty good weight on it so I clip it to a bout, in case it runs and I can’t stop it. Get it up & damn if I didn’t pull up a 11 foot tiger shark! You should’ve seen me holding that big boy’s head up Hooten and hollering, waving at all my buddies, as half of them, we’re hauling ass out of the water! Did I mention we were in a 16’ mullet boat? We didn’t want it inside with us being that big, so we hooked it in the mouth a couple more times, cut its tail off to bleed it & put it back in the water to finish bleeding out & towed it with us for the rest of the morning , pulling the rest of the line. We got 3 more sharks on that set & a few rays. The other 3 were smaller, thank god, but they still have to be processed the same way. So on a 16’ skiff, we had 4 sharks in tow, 3 @ 5-6’ & 1 @ 11’ great morning ! This is how it was done, meat comes out perfectly white & sweet. Yes, they will go in very shallow water if they want to. I’ve seen em beach themselves chasing Tarpon.
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I've been to beaches all over the world..all the same..sandy, hot with annoying people. I'd prolly just go ahead and kill him, already pissed coz the female unit forced me to be there.
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I can walk down the street to the beach and do so frequently.

However, I am not getting in the ocean waist deep; I might venture almost knee deep...
I am afraid 👶 of sharks, they bite and you get stitches, miss a hunk of flesh, or a limb😱; its not that you get killed, but are missing some muscle & tendons that you wish you still had.
Low odds of it happening but I don't care, I'm not getting the the sharks food bowl, that is fear.
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I avoid places I can't carry, that is not fear; I'll go unarmed if it is a "have to".
I'd go to Wal-Mart unarmed repeatedly before I'd get in the ocean waist deep once; I've seen people catch 5-6 ft Bullsharks while surf fishing, Nope, nope, nope.

I put getting in the ocean on par with stripping down to your underwear covering yourself in a honey salmon glaze and walking unarmed through Grizzly country at night. Nope.

I've got a PM9 on me (minimum) at the beach, in my cargo shorts.
More than a few years ago, we were out at some linear rocks I found about 11-12 miles out (that was in the pre-GPS days when I was using Loran).

I saw a nice grouper get down on the bottom on his side; and wiggle his way under the south end of one rock pile. I knew that there was a ledge under both the north and south ends, and the opening got much bigger in the center of the rock pile. The was a small opening up top in the center where you could look in; though better with a dive light.
So I go over there, look in that hole; and all I can see is brown. Thinking it was the grouper, I shot it with my speargun.

Then the shark comes lumbering out of there; through the ledge on the north end; with my spear in his side, about 1/3 up from the tail.

So, I swam towards the back of the boat, looking for Paula along the way, as she’s snorkeling, around; looking at the fish, turtles, starfish, etc. So I get her attention and motion for her to get out of the water. She got out, and I swam over to the transom; telling her to take the spear gun, put it on the floor of the boat, and stand on it.

I got out, then got on my knees, pulling the shark over by the boat with the spear; trying to get it out. It was a double wing spear head; but only one wing had opened up, just under the shark’s hide.

Then things got interesting. I’m trying to hold the shark against the side of the boat to cut through the hide to get the spear out, and the sharks throwing me around on that non-skid deck (taking the hide off of my knees), as he's ramming the side of the boat with his head; trying to get to me. I eventually got the hide cut far enough to peel the spear out.

At that point; I decided to let him have that rock pile, and I moved a few 100 yards farther south to the next one.

I swim with sharks pretty regularly, and have swum with barracuda off Marathon; down in the keys. It’s a lot like going to Walmart; as long as you keep your wits about you, and don’t let any Wallmartians get too close behind you, you’ll be fine. 👍
Personally; I’d rather be with the sharks. At least they’re easily identified; and you don’t have to wait until they start to act to react.
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I've been to beaches all over the world..all the same..sandy, hot with annoying people. I'd prolly just go ahead and kill him, already pissed coz the female unit forced me to be there.
yes, but 1/2 of em you went to, you were there to kill everyone!😆 I’m not very fond on being on the sand side of a beach either. Always had much more fun being a few yards offshore patrolling it in a boat. Also, a very good place to check out the female units from, we always accommodated boat rides. 😁
Like Rick, I have swum with sharks and barracudas on many occasions. Keep your wits, give them the respect that they deserve, and it's not that big of a deal.

It's sort of like alligators. Some folks completely freak at the sight of one. Others...

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I've been to beaches all over the world..all the same..sandy, hot with annoying people. I'd prolly just go ahead and kill him, already pissed coz the female unit forced me to be there.
The idea of the beach is almost always better than the beach itself, at least to me. Hard to park, have to tow a bunch of stuff to it. Its hot, sunny, no shade unless you brought your own. Sand gets everywhere. Packing up, sand gets everywhere, you're burnt, pack up, sand gets all over the car. You get home and are wiped. We do it a few times a year at most.
I snorkeled with sea snakes on Okinawa and with human sized claims off a little island off the Philippines. Other than that,, beaches suck monkey butt juice
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I swim with sharks pretty regularly, and have swum with barracuda off Marathon; down in the keys. It’s a lot like going to Walmart; as long as you keep your wits about you, and don’t let any Wallmartians get too close behind you, you’ll be fine. 👍


God can kill me easily anytime with a heart attack, aneurism, stroke, car crash.
Death by thug? I'm going to try and stop that, not as easy if I have my way.
Death by shark? If God wants me killed by shark he is going to have to make a Sharknado.


But wait... I guess a bridge could fail, plunge me into the water and as I swim out of the car a bull shark gets me and after I'm dead God says, "HA, No, I did not have to make a Skarknado"
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I snorkeled with sea snakes on Okinawa and with human sized claims off a little island off the Philippines. Other than that,, beaches suck monkey butt juice
Yep. We don’t “do” the beach…. 👍

This island is where we often cruise to and meet up with family and friends.
(I showed them where it was.)

This is off the back corner of our tri-toon:
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That’s Kevin’s boat with the tee-top.
He’s a DoD contractor, and spends much more time in the sandbox than he gets to be here:
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That’s Brian’s tri-toon; and it’s pretty big.
Those are twin 200 HP Etechs on the back of a 31 footer; and those pontoon logs are as big in diameter as a 55 gallon drum!
It make our 24 footer with a 225 HP Honda look small.
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Yep. We don’t “do” the beach…. 👍

This island is where we often cruise to and meet up with family and friends.
(I showed them where it was.)

This is off the back corner of our tri-toon:
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That’s Kevin’s boat with the tee-top.
He’s a DoD contractor, and spends much more time in the sandbox than he gets to be here:
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That’s Brian’s tri-toon; and it’s pretty big.
Those are twin 200 HP Etechs on the back of a 31 footer; and those pontoon logs are as big in diameter as a 55 gallon drum!
It make our 24 footer with a 225 HP Honda look small.
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Much better than a beach!
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