[joeyvco]

Take his azz to deeper water. If he makes the mistake to follow, systematically start to slash his legs ( quads, hamstrings, Achilles ) / bottoms of feet, with my spiderco pacific salt, from below. This is exactly why I got this specific knife. I spend most of my off time on or in the water & this knife is made for that. I take it swimming and diving & don’t even have to rinse it off, it is impervious to salt water. I was just thinking about doing a follow up to my post of when I got it a few years back & say how it has held up absolutely phenomenal! Just a solid a lockup & no blade play, as the day I got it. I’m going to look for another one, just to have a backup. I like my Benchmade & my SOG, but I luv this Spiderco Pacific Salt!

 

[joeyvco]

I’ve saved so many kids from drowning, as a surfer, than I can count. Amazing how these dipzhit parents loose track of their kids ….. oh look a rough day, at the beach, let’s take the kids down to get their feet wet & then …. Start looking at all the pretty shells …. Hey Bobby, look what I found, Bobby, Bobby, BOBBY!!! There’s Bobby, got sucked out by a cleanup set & he’s 60 yards down rip & moving faster than you can run! Good thinkin, idiot from Iowa! You have to be very careful how you approach a drowning person, they will kill you!

 

[joeyvco]

Had to work one morning, go pull our long line that we set the night before, specifically for sharks. We had a cold front come through that night, I knew the waves are going to be good so I was bumbed about working. We get outside the jetty and there’s all my buddies surfing & they’re all laughing at me, Hooten, and hollering. Our anchor end was about 50 yards outside the point break and our first hook was about 15 yards from the anchor. I pull the anchor buoy get the anchor in, unclip the first line from the main line start pulling on it and feel a pretty good weight on it so I clip it to a bout, in case it runs and I can’t stop it. Get it up & damn if I didn’t pull up a 11 foot tiger shark! You should’ve seen me holding that big boy’s head up Hooten and hollering, waving at all my buddies, as half of them, we’re hauling ass out of the water! Did I mention we were in a 16’ mullet boat? We didn’t want it inside with us being that big, so we hooked it in the mouth a couple more times, cut its tail off to bleed it & put it back in the water to finish bleeding out & towed it with us for the rest of the morning , pulling the rest of the line. We got 3 more sharks on that set & a few rays. The other 3 were smaller, thank god, but they still have to be processed the same way. So on a 16’ skiff, we had 4 sharks in tow, 3 @ 5-6’ & 1 @ 11’ great morning ! This is how it was done, meat comes out perfectly white & sweet. Yes, they will go in very shallow water if they want to. I’ve seen em beach themselves chasing Tarpon.

 

[joeyvco]

I've been to beaches all over the world..all the same..sandy, hot with annoying people. I'd prolly just go ahead and kill him, already pissed coz the female unit forced me to be there.

yes, but 1/2 of em you went to, you were there to kill everyone!😆 I’m not very fond on being on the sand side of a beach either. Always had much more fun being a few yards offshore patrolling it in a boat. Also, a very good place to check out the female units from, we always accommodated boat rides. 😁