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He's a liberal wokester so he's a *****...I charge toward him and when I get close I start a huge amount of splashing directly at him to throw him off his game...me coming toward him is going make him believe I'm crazier than he is and the deluge of water is going give him second thoughts as he becomes disoriented and blinded...all I want is control if the knife arm/hand...I'm not a swimmer so I want this in as shallow water as possible so I can fight like the third monkey at Noah's ark...