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    Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat:

    Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat:


    1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
    whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.


    2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companys' profits of 4% on a
    gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
    of gas at 15% isn't.


    3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
    job of spending the money I earn than I would.


    4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
    nobody is offended by it.


    5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
    and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
    murderers and thieves.
    I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your
    home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.


    6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
    being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
    comfy.


    7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
    free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
    should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.


    8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be
    allowed to make profits for themselves.


    They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for
    redistribution as the Democrats see fit.


    9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
    the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
    never get their agendas past the voters.


    10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions
    for their oil, to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it
    might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

    P.S. Just in case anybody wonders, I didn't really
    America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards

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    I wonder if he wrote this

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10x View Post
    I wonder if he wrote this
    I think it's a safe bet that he didn't.
    "It's Fumbles...it was always Fumbles."

    Dr. Calvin "Fumbles" Killshot

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    I can't find any evidence that Letterman tells the truth, so this is bogus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10x View Post
    I wonder if he wrote this
    Letterman is a die hard liberal. Rest assured he loves Obama and hated Bush.

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