Biker Chick

[Xbonz]

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs... A green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

[High Seas Drifter]

Trifecta.

[big G]

Stolen

[brownie]

Thats so bad, it's great

[T.S.]

Highlighted, right clicked, copied, and emailed to my address book ... Thanks Bonz!

[The Fish]

Stolen

Of course it's stolen...that's the idea.

Are the bikers now going to complain???

[zukinut]

[Xbonz]

Of course it's stolen...that's the idea.

Are the bikers now going to complain???

I'll let you know when I get back from my ride..

[The Fish]

X;
I see that this joke was not cleared through me prior to posting;however that was not needed in this case!!!

[Xbonz]

X;
I see that this joke was not cleared through me prior to posting;however that was not needed in this case!!!

I was under the impression that arrangement held only for religious jokes?????