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    New Teacher

    This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children, or served their country.

    A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.
    On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart mouthed punks, having already heard the new teacher was a Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks.
    Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
    When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
    There was dead silence.
    He has had no trouble with discipline this year.
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    Now that is a mans man......
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    I used to teach. Man i could have used.that tactic.

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    Shoot to stop.

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    In Jr. High I had a teacher that was an ex-marine and he always had a meter stick with him. He would walk around and conk you on the head with the edge of it.
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