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    Jeff Foxworthy comments on Muslims....

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    Jeff Foxworthy comments on Muslims


    "YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."


    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
    afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
    clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
    off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
    four.

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States

    11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD-Man View Post
    If the shoe fits...
    You must NOT be a Muslim.

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    Hilarious....
    I am not a lawyer. Nor do I play one on TV. Anything I state is my opinion only and is not meant to be any type of true legal advice. If you need legal advice, seek a lawyer, that's what they get paid to do.

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    I'd rather be waterboarding !

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    Here's a twist...

    "You might be a redneck muslim if ..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umCX3tCv4es

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD-Man View Post
    If the shoe fits...
    Quote Originally Posted by MPDC66 View Post
    You must NOT be a Muslim.
    I don't care who you are, that's funny stuff right there.

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    Very funny! You owe me a new monitor and the rest of my breakfast-happened at #10.
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    Although I posted the following in the Politics section, since you you'all enjoyed this bit, check out - http://floridaconcealedcarry.com/For...ockwell-Moment . You will shake your head in frustration that what you see is probably fairly accurate in how our islamic views himself...
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