Florida Concealed Carry Forums - Humor http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/ Funny articles, jokes etc. **Please keep it clean and no Sexual related jokes** en Fri, 24 May 2013 10:09:18 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/images/misc/rss.png Florida Concealed Carry Forums - Humor http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/ <![CDATA[Murphy's Real Laws]]> http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38670-Murphy-s-Real-Laws&goto=newpost Fri, 24 May 2013 03:17:47 GMT Murphy's Real Laws

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Back up my hard drive ? How do I put it in reverse ?

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7. When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.

8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

11. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."

12. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

13. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

14. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

15. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

16. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

17. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

18. Just remember if it wasn't for gravity, we'd all fall off. ( Or up)

19. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

20. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

21. You can't have everything. Where would you put it ?

22. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.

23. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

24. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

25. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.

26. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

27. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

29.. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

29. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

30.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

31. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

32. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ]]> Humor Mazoon http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38670-Murphy-s-Real-Laws How Moses Got the Ten Commandments http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38666-How-Moses-Got-the-Ten-Commandments&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 22:37:38 GMT HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments ...'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'


There. That should p*ss off just about everybody. ]]> Humor Mazoon http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38666-How-Moses-Got-the-Ten-Commandments As we get older - an important message http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38660-As-we-get-older-an-important-message&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 19:33:49 GMT Very important message...................... As I approach my twilight years, I am struck by the inevitability that the party must... Very important message......................






As I approach my twilight years, I am struck by the inevitability that the party must end. And one clear, cold morning after I'm gone, my spouse will awaken in the warmth of our bedroom and be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore"

No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute."

Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, or say "I love you."

So while we have it, its best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick.

This is true for marriage.....and old cars, and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a son-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close!

Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know how you really feel? The important thing is to let every one of your friends know your true feelings, even if you think they don't love you back.





So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please rest assured I voted against that : censored, Obama, both times. :grin ]]> Humor Xbonz http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38660-As-we-get-older-an-important-message The irish http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38658-The-irish&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 18:58:45 GMT *Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.* And speaking of swimming pools: ... Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.



And speaking of swimming pools:

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full. ]]> Humor big G http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38658-The-irish Star Trek Question http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38651-Star-Trek-Question&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 13:47:51 GMT The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to... The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?"

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek."

The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..." :grin ]]> Humor T.S. http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38651-Star-Trek-Question The Talking Centipede http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38644-The-Talking-Centipede&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 04:23:10 GMT A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.... A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the pub with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going down the pub with me ?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede ' s box and shouted,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the pub with me?

This time, a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time! I 'm putting my ****ing shoes on!" :aarg :grin ]]> Humor T.S. http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38644-The-Talking-Centipede Cute Video http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38600-Cute-Video&goto=newpost Tue, 21 May 2013 12:42:53 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=pfxB5ut-KTs
Cute Video ]]> Humor MasterGadgets http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38600-Cute-Video Question by a woman to a man!! http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38588-Question-by-a-woman-to-a-man!!&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:58 GMT I stole this from that, "Other site".

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your Ferrari? (My wife is the figure on the left) :smack ]]> Humor safetyguy60 http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38588-Question-by-a-woman-to-a-man!! Lady Farts http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38529-Lady-Farts&goto=newpost Sat, 18 May 2013 01:55:19 GMT Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to... Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).
It was about five years ago. I was trying to lose a few pounds so I was staying away from carbs. That’s when I met my husband, Rob. On our first date, he booked the next two. He liked me. I liked him. Things were looking real good.

He picked me up in a Cobra, Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked. I’m not shallow, but since I spent most of my twenties picking men up because I didn’t want my hair to frizz in their non-air conditioned jalopies on 3 wheels and a 15 year old spare, I welcomed his fancy sports car with open arms.

We arrived at the restaurant and Rob was ordering food I hadn’t allowed myself to eat in years. I didn’t want to be “that girl” so I ate, drank, and oh, was I merry. Later we shopped a bit. Rob surprised me by buying an expensive pair of shoes that he caught me eyeing. Was this love?

That’s when it happened. Gas strikes in two different ways – uncontrollable toots or sharp, shooting pains that feel a lot like dying. I thought I was dying. Not to make a scene, I told Rob I suddenly wasn’t feeling well and probably needed to head home.

On the way home in his Cobra, he tried to hold my hand and ask me lots of questions, but I wasn’t having any of it. The pain was so bad it felt like I was being stabbed with a bunch of tiny forks. Then I realized …

My God, help me. I have a horrendous fart on deck. I’m in trouble. Big trouble.

HOW DO YOU TELL A MAN YOU JUST STARTED DATING, THAT THE REASON YOU ARE WRITHING IN PAIN IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FART.

The more I held it in, the more pain would shoot through my stomach and down my legs. I was even having to raise myself off the seat, gripping on to my door and the dashboard.

“Seriously, you need to hurry – I’m in a lot of pain.” I managed to say through gritted teeth.

“Wow, it’s that bad? What’s wrong? Do I need to take you to a hospital?”

How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart?

Well, you can either tell him, or like me, let the fart speak for itself.

People, hear me. There was nothing I could do. As impressive as I am with sphincter control, this was out of my hands. Slowly, it eeked out. The more I tried to stop it, the more it forced its way through the door. However, to my pleasant surprise, there was no sound. I sat silently, sweat accumulating above my upper lip. Ok, maybe I got away with it. Maybe I’m home free. Then it hit me. Not an idea, a cloud. A horrific, fart cloud. Not in a, “am I smelling something?” sort of way. More like a “is someone dead and rotting in your trunk and am I in hell?” sort of way.

Suddenly, I panicked. “Roll down the windows!” I screamed (yes, I literally screamed it like I was in a horror movie).

“What? Why?” Rob asked, starting to freak out because I was freaking out.

“I can’t roll down the windows, unlock it! UNLOCK IT!”

“What’s going on?” Rob yells back to me, “Why are you …” then it hit him. I could see it in his eyes. Was it surprise? Horror? Water started to accumulate at the base of his eyelids, “Oh my God, I CAN TASTE IT!” he screamed.

“Roll down the windows!” As I screamed, the toots started to flood out uncontrollably. I scratched and clawed at the window like I was being kidnapped. Rob, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.

It was chaos. We were acting like we were under siege by gun fire. We were under siege alright, just not by gun fire.

Finally he was able to hit the right control and he rolled down our windows. We both gulped in fresh air. I was horrified, yet happy to be alive, then remembered I just farted on the man of dreams, then sorta wished I was dead.

We sat silently for the rest of the way home. Although the shooting pains had subsided, I now desperately needed to use the bathroom, in an urgent, explosive kind of way.

He pulled up to my apartment and before he could come to a stop I had already jumped out, “Ok, thanks for dinner, sorry about the fart, love the shoes!” and ran in to my apartment like I was running from the cops.

I burst through my door and ran straight for the bathroom, where I was finally able to unleash and make noises that no one should ever, EVER, hear coming from another person.

Then I heard it. Rob’s voice. Right. Outside. My. Bathroom. Door.

“Anna? You left your shoes in my car and your front door was open. Where do you want me to put them?”

“Get away from the door!” I scream like Reagan from The Exorcist.

“Ok, I’m sorry. Are you okay?”

*toot* *toot* *splatter* *ungodly noise*

“I’m fine, Rob – just leave the shoes there. I’ll call you later okay?”

“Okay, are you sure you’re …”

“I’m fine! Get away from the door!”

This man! I mean, I love him, but take a freakin’ hint!

Finally, I heard the front door shut, and the Cobra engine zoom away. I thought that was the last I’d hear from him. I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours.

But, to my surprise, I did. A couple days later, actually. Now we’re married and he’s lying on the couch while I type this … “It was your rack that saved you,” he just lovingly reminded me. ]]> Humor Soverign http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38529-Lady-Farts tactical squirrel... http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38510-tactical-squirrel&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 12:40:31 GMT i think i found rads new avatar....:aarg Attachment 14897 (http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=14897) i think i found rads new avatar....:aarg

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]]> Humor bladenbullet http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38510-tactical-squirrel Another Mule http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38504-Another-Mule&goto=newpost Fri, 17 May 2013 00:07:52 GMT A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter... A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. "My husband quietly said "That's once." We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband promptly removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once!" ]]> Humor Mazoon http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38504-Another-Mule Trip to Italy http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38492-Trip-to-Italy&goto=newpost Thu, 16 May 2013 17:17:45 GMT A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself... A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from
the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off
to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,
bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go
to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and
hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on,
every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and
make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the
captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me
food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." ]]> Humor Shadow http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38492-Trip-to-Italy A touching story http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38480-A-touching-story&goto=newpost Thu, 16 May 2013 00:34:27 GMT Image: http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa327/riverpigusmc/elephant-story1_zps80620515.jpg ... ]]> Humor Riverpigusmc http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38480-A-touching-story Brain Exercises http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38476-Brain-Exercises&goto=newpost Wed, 15 May 2013 23:45:01 GMT BRAIN EXERCISES
If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it to your friends and the person who sent it to you with 'Yes' in the subject line. Only
very good minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!


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This is a TEST. Good Luck!!!



The Eye Test

Can you find the two B's?


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Once you've found the B's, find the 1.

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Once you've found the 1, find the 6.

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Once you've found the 6, find the N. (It's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you've found the N, find the Q...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ]]> Humor Mazoon http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38476-Brain-Exercises Finished or Complete http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38473-Finished-or-Complete&goto=newpost Wed, 15 May 2013 17:24:21 GMT Some people say that there is no difference between "finished" and "complete". I say there is...Marry the right person, and you’re "complete". Marry the wrong person and you're "finished". ]]> Humor Mazoon http://www.floridaconcealedcarry.com/Forum/showthread.php?38473-Finished-or-Complete